Hm. Bored, bored, bored. It's Friday afternoon, and I'm too antsy from my parents impending visit to do any real work. I've been going through the archive at LYD, but there's only so much gay-asian ranting a straight-Canadian girl can take, y'know?

My return to Lavalife has been somewhat uneventful. Lots of old men, of course. Lots of fetishists, too. And s/m folk. Interesting to talk to, but, like LYD, there's only so much I can take. I've learned a few words I didn't know before, so I guess I could consider that research, which alleviates some of the guilt I have for doing it at work.

Also, I've concluded that almost any girl that calls herself bisexual, or interested in an encounter with a couple is probably a 12 year old boy. Or a 62 year old man. Actually, if it weren't from personal experience, I don't think I'd be entirely convinced that LL wasn't a clearinghouse for the sexually disturbed..

But I digress..

Rereading that paragraph, I think there are about half a dozen double-negatives in there. Sorry to all the English types out there.

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I decided to order a bottle of champagne for my parents room tomorrow night. I told them I wasn't getting them anything, but I just couldn't help myself. It's their 30th anniversary, and I initially wanted to organize an event for them, but with moving and everything, I sort of forgot all about it. So, alternatively, I will get them drunk and horny.

As an added bonus, I mentioned my plan to my aunt, who joined in on the fun and ordered them some flowers for their room. Very cool.

Oh my god. I just got the best link from Jana. It deserves it own post.